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[LIFE] Blogging/Whining thread, take 3 [REPOST] (359)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-03 14:53 ID:aH+AJIut [Del]

What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!

350 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 16:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

I rented a 4x4 truck and the lady at the counter had me initial all this shit, and kind of read through it. Among the things mentioned was "no excessive blood." Of course, the brain hits on "define excessive" first and only later, BLOOD? Oh, a lot of hunters rent these, I'm told. Fair enough.

So I was kind of thinking, what I need to do here is buy a pig, and then have my passenger slaughter it. In the cab. While driving. Blood soaked into the carpet. Blood on the ceiling. Blood pooling in the seats. Cup holders? Full of blood. Turn on the AC and blood just gushes out. Windshield on the inside completely coated in blood save for a tiny spot cleared with a bloody hand so I can see out. Every electronic component shorted. Because of the blood. When I return it, open the doors and a steady stream of blood pours out for six or seven solid seconds.

Oh, minimum cleaning fee. Not maximum. n/m.

351 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 16:27 ID:vhc+U7Iq [Del]

>>???

After reading your post, Anon. I realized that I am a huge giant fag.
Not like I did not know it.

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353 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 03:15 ID:YSXPlJCC [Del]

In 10 years my ancestral medieval German village will be bulldozed down by Asian Turkish multicultural Arabs that will build a mosque on top of the ruins while imposing sharia law and claim all my ancestors history was nothing of value.

Death has no tears, feels good.

354 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 03:41 ID:FY1R6WxM [Del]

DEVELOPING: Pokémon lack genitals. World thrown into doubt. Updates to follow.

355 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 03:46 ID:FY1R6WxM [Del]

btw: fuck novel writing month or whatever it's called. the cool kids are doing PITCH A PILOT MONTH because print is dead! get over it!1

356 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 13:32 ID:YSXPlJCC [Del]

>>354
DEVELOPING: This Anon is discovering the hidden furfag inside him. Updates to follow.

357 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 10:00 ID:pyyrbWTX [Del]

I reinstalled Arch Linux. Sxlock fucked up so now I have to use i3lock.I made a C program to call i3lock with a background image so it looks like a default image.

358 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 00:54 ID:lpJfo6uy [Del]

>Jesus Christ, Wife Mary Magdalene Had 2 Kids, New Book Claims

If making outrageous claims is all you need to do to get free publicity, then I claim that Jesus, Wife Mary Magdalene had four kids, presently live in Pasadena, operate a medical marijuana dispensary.

359 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-22 11:04 ID:bIYH2KQt [Del]

Ever run into a tech problem that you believed could be best solved by putting a scarecrow in front of the machine in question?

As long as it thinks it's being observed, performance is normal. Unobserved, performance suffers. Which makes you wonder how it knows it's being observed. Is it the air currents in the room affected by a man-sized object? In that case, a mannequin ought to do. If it has to be a living object, will a plant do? A bird? A rat in a cage? A dog?

I have lost my mind...

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who else doesnt watch anime anymore? (4)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-19 16:54 ID:ydOJ/QHp [Del]

It takes just so long. Mangas better..

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-20 14:02 ID:Mw8u5z28 [Del]

I have moved on to taking my anime intravenously.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-21 08:19 ID:ENd3kDbi [Del]

Whenever I watch anime, I choke myself.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-21 16:32 ID:P+WkprSv [Del]

  1. We admitted we were powerless over anime our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity (Haruhi Suzumiya).
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Haruhi Suzumiya as we understood Her.

It's falling apart already! Shit shit shit

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Favourite game? (7)

1 Name: Fakalalbobala : 2014-11-15 13:57 ID:UH7OD0pk [Del]

i only like to mod doom. so i guess mine is doom

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-15 19:20 ID:jOlhdY2h [Del]

Item Abuse

One of these days I'll make that first jump.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-17 02:00 ID:VtwPZdxH [Del]

Quake

(not "Quake Live," because "Quake Live" is for Jews and colored people)

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-18 08:29 ID:Luk6nYBi [Del]

Wolfenstein. I get to kill Nazis.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-18 08:59 ID:SPOi6bjz [Del]

I like Rise of Nations. I can be Hitler and make mock concentration camps and kill JEWS.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-19 06:52 ID:iiuEr+My [Del]

Tag!

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-19 16:50 ID:MYZEpA5/ [Del]

Its hard to decide.. Ive been playing a lot of spelunky lately

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textboard general (83)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-29 16:57 ID:ioVaXgW8 [Del]

ITT we post about textboards

I'll start off with a link: http://4-ch.net/dqn/

74 Name: Mr. Bradeli●tRiPfAGSxc!!uuhb3M77 : 2014-09-17 14:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

I used to have a text board. Now I only have a text board script.

https://github.com/marlencrabapple/kareha-psgi

75 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-20 01:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>74
what is a text board? I only know what a textboard is.

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77 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 20:52 ID:Pxl5vDHs [Del]

i like penis

78 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 15:16 ID:kDPYuxHU [Del]

me too

79 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 01:54 ID:OsWPLpuO [Del]

>>74
beautiful

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Princess Tutu Anime (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 07:04 ID:e1CrN6tN [Del]

Ahiru/Duck was so cute! I wonder why she was still a duckling though, what kind of mother-ducker abandons their duckling so young!?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 07:24 ID:Ca+AeSrv [Del]

Ban animu

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 08:11 ID:lNGe0hkK [Del]

>a metafictional, ballet-themed magical girl, dramatic-musical anime series

Stopped reading at metaf

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 17:26 ID:IOvLewTZ [Del]

I would fuck Ahiru. And by fuck I mean brutalize with my dick.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 20:26 ID:Dr4HH2vu [Del]

>>4

Ewwwww, why would you do that? She's a duck! And underage too!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 21:02 ID:96Q3NQr8 [Del]

>>5
If she's a duck, then age is not an issue. Laws regarding bestiality and animal cruelty apply. Ewwwww is still applicable, though. Also, wtf are we talking about?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 22:10 ID:Dr4HH2vu [Del]

>>6

In Princess Tutu, the main character is a duck and she wears a special necklace to become a human. We're talking about her :D

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-14 02:08 ID:awSku8Fk [Del]

>>2
burn everything that is not animu

this will necessitate burning the universe, but eggs, omelette, you know?

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#WORLD2CH REVIVAL THREAD (2)

1 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2014-11-12 15:30 ID:K9LDQY3T [Del]

:( come join now its synirc please someone give me ops o god :(
i have like one person on the channel damnit

2 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2014-11-12 17:11 ID:K9LDQY3T [Del]

ty based klang/0037

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RIP world2ch (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 15:19 ID:6hsXUP3p [Del]

10:17 <sprum> so this is how w2ch ends

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 03:15 ID:LGe6M55A [Del]

What? Where?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 09:12 ID:uGMqsqem [Del]

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 20:41 ID:tT6oMX28 [Del]

What do you mean by "RIP"? It's not dead!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 02:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

bye world2ch RIP ;_;

7 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2014-11-12 13:59 ID:3mvx62yN [Del]

wait what sprum goes on #world2ch

i miss sprum

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ITT I reply to you and tell you why I think you're gay. (63)

1 Name: 8====D~~~ : 2014-09-29 18:50 ID:ZKf/usog [Del]

You are gay.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 06:49 ID:8ODyYg2I [Del]

I play the game Fly like a Bird 3.

55 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 11:53 ID:xvtl7kkO [Del]

>>54
Playing a game that doesn't involve hunting deer. Pretty gay, bro.

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58 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 04:53 ID:CVmtIdZ7 [Del]

I hunt deer.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 02:25 ID:/OhzPhJ5 [Del]

>>58
Like spending lots of time alone in the woods with men. Pretty gay, bro.

60 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 19:26 ID:68/dnHyv [Del]

Hello!

61 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 00:55 ID:yS5hWUaH [Del]

>>60
A lot of coming out speeches start like this. Pretty gay, bro.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 06:50 ID:4MDBC1eW [Del]

good-bye?

63 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 20:25 ID:v/MmmNBY [Del]

I tried roller-skating once but then I fell over.

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Halloween stories of word2ch (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 04:56 ID:kIVXQBGf [Del]

Halloween is coming up. I don't now when to celebrate Halloween because I am german and I don't have shity traditions like Halloween. But I figure out, there are sure many other people here who celebrate Halloween so, we can have here a Halloween thread. That is telling spooky [ghost] stores that will shake one persons legs and bones.

To begin this story, I the narrator can make my self a little bit more spookier(for children like you to be scared by, big me) with my own description that is(NOTE:All of this is fake):
My name is LoliHearthEather,[Nice to meet you, reader!] I suck on small girl tits and then I eat theme up. That is my hobby and all I do all year around is watching my next pray, because on hallowen I will take theme spin theme around garnic web, making theme that sweet pee smell that makes a good meal in the noone. Now then. I have sex penises and penis, penis. Thus penis in penis. PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS penis. Thus this desription of my selfe need more vagina. Vagina vagina.

Now then shall we begin, lads and ladies please read careful or you may get a hear attack next time you are going to pee, a true Halloween story do world2ch present[to you]:
Deep in the dark forest in the winter, there lied a German concentration camp. This is way back, before you or I ever lived. Some say 40 years, I say 100 years back in time. Thus there was a war, more precis it was wold war 2 in our English thong that was on the trend in these dark a unhuman gruesome days. Here we will meet our main character, here name is Kim and here best friend, if you could call it, more like, better have some one then no one in a bad environment, name was Jong.

Kim was a women who was in the camp, just because she existed. She never did anything wrong, at least from my knowledge. In here life. One day when see was done cutting wood down in the forest she and here best buddy, Jong went to eat. You see, in the camp there where long cues to the table where they served food(in reality they just had ration on the food). So when Jong, that crazy bitch was insanely hungry, see ran to the table and took the bread and putted it in here mouth like the crazy bitch that she was. It was a so cold, she could not use here cheeks to chew the bread so she used here hands for help. I took much longer then you and I, if we would eat the bread for sure! So the guard spotted hear. And you know what he did?

Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

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3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 20:30 ID:r4vKY8e2 [Del]

From 3NnzLann:

"AHAHAHAHAHA
I tricked you. Now you have to post -> http://www.world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1414486619/
That is a treat ! ! !"

My post about your story is... TL:DR.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 23:44 ID:H8TRcXkI [Del]

2 spooky

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 09:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

two spooky

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 16:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

Eighteen spooky

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 21:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

Forty billion spooky.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 03:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^2 spooky

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ITT: WE POST [LINKS] OF [Japanese] [IMAGEBOARDS] (11) (19)

1 Name: TheShadowFog!WuvOsumF7w : 2012-07-13 08:47 ID:JQA94nQw [Del]

10 Name: Anonymous : 2012-07-25 16:39 ID:WvUO8QAP [Del]

NEW C h a n

http://simpsoncountry.org/s/
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT WHO SUCKS ON SHIT AND I DESERVE TO DIE. Please copy and paste my link for 8,000 popups, malware, and MORE FUN PRIZES. BTW, I will suck your cock same as all those other dudes whose cocks I sucked today. Drop me a line @ 46.211.209.8, sailor (tho prob. a proxy).

11 Name: Mr. Bradeli!tRiPfAGSxc!!uuhb3M77 : 2012-07-25 22:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>10

>46.211.209.8

He used the same on at my site, so maybe not.

12 Name: Mr. Bradeli!tRiPfAGSxc!!uuhb3M77 : 2012-07-25 22:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>11
If it wasn't obvious, by "used", I meant used to spam. I don't want to Kimi ni Todoke misunderstandings on my hands.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2012-08-30 00:54 ID:gwMHFyoQ [Del]

14 Name: Anonymous : 2012-09-04 01:05 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>9lighttodarkdarktolightlightlighttodark

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16 Name: korea dog gook : 2014-04-10 18:24 ID:Heaven [Del]

spam my butt hole

17 Name: Anonymous : 2014-04-21 19:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

I guess this is relevant. It's a list of Japanese imageboards.
http://misc.dameib.net/boards/

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