What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
w8, stop right now anon with what you are doing!
you are not a hipster just because you post on world2ch!
so fuck off fag!
Wasted a bunch of time making webms for a thread on /gif/. Are you man enough to guess which thread it is?
mayority of people who write in todays world poems are have a background of sick mental health. The problem can be because:They are a sick fuck, they have been the victim of rasism, they have no friends, they have ADHD,Autism,something similar. You should stay away as far away as you can from people who write poems because they most likley are unstable, even throuth that is probebly the best cure for mentality unstable people(to talk to mentaliy unstable people and not run away). We should build concentration camps where we can concentrate this people with there "poems" and threath from there mental illnes, with some fresh "air" if you understand me ^^.
Death to:"felling, fellings, flexing fellings, mosi, mosi, bee or not bee!", only a crazy person speaks like that !
[I hope you can understand what peoems are and what it is not]
This automatic pancake machine has been around for years and I was not informed. Punishments for this failure are forthcoming and they will be very creative. Stop telling OSHA about the punishments, pussies.
Four pancakes per minute! Pancakes for a thousand years! We'll make a vending machine out of it. Put in fifty cents, and it drops a hot stack of pancakes right into your hand, followed up by a nice shot of hot syrup. We'll spin the burns and stickiness by making it sexy or something.
Crazy people are always shitting on my plans. I guess I'll just have to buy wasp spray when I get there now...
One of the best threads ever seen on w2ch. An eternal classic.
You didn't even give a good reason for marking us down 0.5 points. We're super insulted. You're objectively the worst critic ever. I am taking out a full page ad on the Internet to complain about this bullshit. ps, if you can post the full page ad, let me know. pps, how big is a full page ad on the internet in like words/font size?
0037 check the email, it think it is time
ticks is dead
long live ticks
proof my anus
Someone with exactly the same aesthetics and posting style is operating on filthy disgusting pig-dog great satan social media. So stop pouring one out for ticks. None of our homies have fallen.
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No girls on internet. End of story. Stop pretending with this she business.
My mom uses the Internet and I have it in good authority she is a girl.
Or maybe you were adopted by a transvestite. That seems more likely.
This thread is very bad.
WHAT HAPPENED TO PROGRIDER
You were probably banned from that too, you antisocial fuck. God you're suck a fuckup. What is wrong with you?
Starts off very poorly, but again the 2nd reply redeems the thread slightly.
Today i read the archived GOLGOLMOIIS ALL KILLER thread.
I'm prone to wasting time on pointless things so decided to see how much of w2ch was saved by the Internet Archive, expecting it all to be gone. On /news/ the index and thread-list were saved, so i opened them.
Well now there's a list of 185 threads sitting on the screen, so logically there was one thing to do - open every single thread in a new tab. this didn't seem likely to work.
It did. at least 90% of the listed threads up to Sept 29 2003 worked. unfortunately, the 2004 threads (two more threads since Sep 2003) weren't also saved, and that's the last archive of world2ch.net
Other boards and things are also saved, i'm not sure to what extent yet. [a random sample of /anime/, /excuse/ and /entrance/ indicates similar levels of functionality.]
It's fascinating to actually see, i'd always believed it to be one of those "lost forever" kind of things with just a few traces left, but this appears to be pretty substantial.
Can't see the OP but the 2nd reply makes up for it.
You said in the wiki that Pokemon started coming when you were finishing highschool...
He's a 30-year-old pedophile
It's a paraphrased excerpt from the unreleased 0037's auto-biography/philosophical treatise/manifesto titled "Don't bite my pillow, kiddo".
I have no idea how I got here. I went surfing from 4chan to ED to LURKMOAR and now I'm here
What is this stupid website?
There's a thread on this board all about what Shii has been up to lately. Read it from the beginning. It's... unexpected.
RIR6 > 0037
YOU DONT OWN THIS BOARD, you may own your shity wiki with 100% seudo shit and limbo that sucks dick, but oh, boy! You own this board 0%, that is still owned by RIR6
welcome 2 hell ; ^) in 2 yrs u will find le twitter clique
Twitter is bad. It's bad. It's not good, that's how bad it is.
Is this place bad?
This is terrible. something must be done.
You are right! Lets sleep in this ASCII futon that I made:
Good night w2ch !
Fav other textboards? dont be precious about.them
I had forgot the name of this plce and had to find it...
came across many other chans on my way here,
what a thing...
Sgt. Dikinass reminding you all the Internet is a dangerous place! Don't ever use it without adult supervision!
[this is a shitpost on a shitthread]
Don't listen to him! Post your address for lots of free bus tickets!
On my.phone now. So whqts the scooby
Score:8315430 steage:4 type:DEF
CAN YOU BEAT ME???? (or maybe you have allready)
the 3 different styles you can choose from, the one on the left side is OP in comparesion to the right side. Zun can not design for shit! The 3 styles you can play are not balance. And I can only think of t two types that are needed in the game, shooting directly from you, making much damage and the 2nd shooting wide, spread your shoots bnut make little damage. The 1st(the left that is OP is something between the twos. touhou 2 is unblanced in the different styles that you can play.
This thread is for weeaboo rehabiliation. Weeaboo rehab. Reehaboo.
Post in this thread if you are a weeaboo, want to stop being a weeaboo, or successfully weened yourself off addictive chinese cartoons.
I used to be a weeaboo just 2 years ago! But I successfully cured myself by watching superior western cartoons such as My Little Pony and Spongebob Squaerpants. And now I have a smoking hot girlfriend that dresses up like Patrick and pegs me!
Are you missing work because of anime? Have you lost your job and are now unwilling to pay your bills because of anime? Are you trading sex for wifi so you can download more anime? Have you noticed that the password changes with increasing frequency, moving your arrangement from the occasional blowjob to rough three-times daily anal sex? Are you on your laptop watching anime while taking it in the ass? Have you gotten quite good at reading subtitles while being fucked? Did you get kicked out of the house while your "friend's" mom came over and were reduced to blowing a Starbucks employee so you could abuse their wifi, only to discover they block torrents? Did you weep for over an hour because of this? Did you spend the rest of the day wandering around residential areas trying to find an open router? Were you arrested for trespassing after being found in someone's backyard, laptop plugged into an outdoor outlet? Did you lose your mind without your laptop full of anime and find yourself reduced to drawing frames of anime on the walls with your own shit and "animating" them by spinning rapidly in a circle? Did this happen less than three hours after being put in your cell?
If this sounds like you, when/if they ever let you out of the hospital, don't forget that your laptop is still at the police station. They say you've been through a lot of electroshock and that can result in some memory loss. Also, I've changed the wifi password again, so don't think you can just chill out on the porch and use it for free. Call me.
Replace that addiction to chinese cartoon with an addiction to mongolian puppetshow. It helped me.
this thread cured me