I don't have one, and was wondering how it feels like to have one. Don't ask about my sexual organs. Is it like a sausage between your legs? I once did it in my home. It felt weird and the dog run after just ~5minuts between the legs ! I asked a guy(claimed to be one) on omegle and sad that cumming is that same felling as peeing just with gravel corns inside you "tube" that are hard to get out and that is why it fells so good. I hope you understand that I want to be Anonymous because this is not a normal question(taboo).
are you shy or is it really that, nobody here has a dick?
My dick feels like my 11th finger, I point it at vaginas and poke people with it. It ends up with tapioca on it, like a spoon to feed mouths.
It feels bad having a dick, especially when you've got one as big as mine.
classic w2ch penis talk
You should only ask your parents or your minister/rabbi sensitive questions like this.
Actually, the whole minister/rabbi thing is pretty rapey right now and parents are mostly staring at their iPads while high on anti-anxiety meds, so just ask google.
What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>Nokia’s Z Launcher app is a nifty Android launcher that makes accessing the contacts you correspond with most frequently and your most commonly used apps a breeze.
It's at the top because readers can't believe it's at the top. It works because it works and it's broken because it's broken.
If nuclear war occurs, I think that Google catched servers are the only thing of value that should not be destroyed for the further of the humanity to not lose knowledge of the past world(as the writing of this post) for human kind. Do you think google catches has world2ch catched? Yes, I am sure there are other catch banks out there, not just google catches. I speak for theme too here.
I went on an ``interactive entertainment'' diet. Jesus, this is painful. Why? Why?
We definitely need a contingency plan for nuclear war in place.
I'm thinking we'll put a big chalkboard (AND CHALK - THIS IS IMPORTANT, ALMOST FORGOT IT) in a bunker. When shit has gone all Mad Max, we'll put up the chalkboard in Bartertown. We'll be the only message board on earth!
Other things for the bunker: dune buggies, football pads/helmets, ratty leather jackets...
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. W2CH: WORLD LEADER IN VIDEO GAME NEWS.
>Retired Navy Warrant Officer John A. Walker Jr. died Thursday... Walker was sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty in 1985 to passing secrets to the Soviets while he was a shipboard communications officer.
Aren't there a bunch of Russian hackers we want? Don't we have a bunch of aging spies in our prisons? Can we trade?
Seriously, I'm looking forward to the five-week 24/7 live televised torture of the cryptolocker guys. I have a pretty menacing drill I'll donate to the cause too. America deserves this!
free education is often propaganda education ! not by the parents decision what there children need to learn !
Daily reminder that acknowledging the contributions of labor is COMMUNIST. Throw a brick through any red commie business you see closed this labor day!
> never before seen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, McKayla Maroney, and Krysten Ritter.
Jennifer Lawrence: Sounds vaguely familiar (American Hustle, if you were wondering - I looked it up).
McKayla Maroney: Who? (Seriously, gave up after seeing gymnast, still a big WHO?)
Krysten Ritter: Who?? (Heroin-addicted girlfriend in Breaking bad. But still, who?)
Bitch, you need content to your posts to make them look more impressive. If you can't think of anything that's actually interesting, just copy and paste from wikipedia to bulk it up of the Hale O Keawe heiau, which was originally built by a Kona chief named Kanuha in honor of his father King Keaweʻīkekahialiʻiokamoku. After the death of Keaweʻīkekahialiʻiokamoku, his bones were entombed within the heiau. The nobility (ali'i) of Kona continued to be buried until the abolition of the kapu system. The last person buried here was a son of Kamehameha I in 1818.
That's how you make a post look like you actually meant to say something!
TSF is a fuckin' anarchist...an anarchist........!!!!!!!
no im not u nerd
i don't believe the state needs to exist
anarchism is anti-capitalist
im not an anarchist
well i never!
now i am libertarian socialist
anarcho-capitalism a shit
Come back when you're a proper traditionalist.
That socialist idealism will wear off as much as it needs to when he gets a job some day. Granted he doesn't immediately get on disability LIKE TOKIKO WHO IS COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND YET LIVING ON DISABILITY BECAUSE HE'S A LAZY ENTITLED FUCK. Then he'll understand the joys of our glorious mixed economy that provides rewards for those who succeed and a safety net for those physically/mentally unable to do so (TOKIKO DOES NOT FALL INTO THE LATTER CATEGORY; SSDI PLZ INVESTIGATE).
this thread is to create music. I have only used famitracer do you nkow any thing better to make you know... none bittrack music. like piano? free beacus I am durt poor. Can not even aforde a own textboard. If I could I would not be here. ;_;.
Anything else to creting music is a aprreaceted in this thread. I say bacause I am OP and I am not autstics. Back to reddit I asay ! or 4ch ...
>Back to reddit I asay
I DECLARE THIS THREAD SOLID GOLD
How many of you losers are still here after all this time?
I love you ticks, plz put cat ears on and show me your beautiful smile that lies inside of your mind !
pervert go back to 4ch.org ticks is more pure then that. I AM GOING TO STEAL HIS VIRGINITY TONIGHT HA ! HA ! HA !
My vagina is blue when I look down, Red flowers are in the color yellow. Thus I need to go on WC and poop poop. Now it is time to clime the mountain and ride the hippo to nigger land.
NOTE:Fuck google people counting JS guys ! If there exist evil in the world firefox is one of theme.
>>11 you tu late brah, the kinga-has already been saged to tha throne of the board, but if it makes you happen, I crown you to shit-posting tiny-little-princess-with-cancer here and now. Speak after me:
I here by swear to dog that I will go the the west side of latin america and create my own germanic tribe from the remaining germanic people who left after world war 2 to jamaica and that I here by look down at people who just say that are german because that is northing, you need to be from a germanic tribe/village or else you are just a nigger with no culture. And don't say you have culture just because you do the national german (jews, lost identiy) shit, like, you know...
My point is, if you are from america, and you persons where germans from now a days germany for about 400 years ago, you are nothing to me then just a nigger with no identity. I hate so much fags who say:Heil Hitler and white race, when they in truth now no shit about Germanic people or white people, so offensive ;_;
everybody in this thread is a nigger except OP. All niggers can die in a fire
Poor tiny-little-princess-with-cancer's Germanic butt is hurt
MY STONE WALLS IT'S ON DOE DUCT TAPE STUCCO GAZE TO THE CEILING
I'M IN AN ENDLESS LOOP
hnnnnnggg! plop, plop. flussh.
yeah, I just took a shit all over this post.
I will always be the best shitposter so the rest of you might as well just stop trying.
In my brain there is beaver just for once skaura mlp tv porn iceland ads uiawd fuck you dasdas : yOu know what is bag ? that right cow. AXIS POSER ARE THE DEAL WITH MOSSILINE dorr knob in moone shine to cirn oadwuiawdad uiawd sdomething table tacos . THe meaning with red butt in mouth is to eat corne in south china america and thus ti basic clock awdawd pen chile is poop red and flower in moon will go to sun thus one and three oclock is siz cows butss iadoiawd iodio dpoop awdio awdi ojadw jioawd oi I AM JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
"I'm 0037 from world2ch (0037!A0z7CY5eG2). There's roughly one in person in the world that knows what that means and zero who actually care."
What dose that mean(name 0037)? Do you have a unwanted complex?(that is the impression I get when I read this, you have a complex)
Are you from world2ch or the early days of 4chan?
Are you not a whiny little bitch?
Would you like to tell stories of your experiences, perhaps provide choice images from that era, or have other fun artifacts for publication here?
Do I car about this?
I understand that you don't like little girls so I will post as reward images of my naked grandpa in sexual possessions that is aged 91 yeas! Hope that helps you because I have figure it out, that you work like a dog. You need a reward or you are not willing to go forward with what I propose. Thus my reward is that I will post w2chimages of old men for just you to fap, if you answer my questions. Be now happy and do as I tell you to do. And plz do a vocalooid where you scream awoo~ just like that s4s meme.
>will post as reward images of my naked grandpa in sexual possessions that is aged 91 yeas!
Adult Protective Services notified !
Shii is a filthy kike! He's greedy, anti-American, and Jewish to the extreme. Back in middle school, he kept talking about how he wanted to screw my little sister out of her allowance! I called him up on Skype and his gross filthy subhuman voice answered me. It droned on and on about how the rich shouldn't be taxed and how atheists and liberals (they are one and the same in his reptilian brain) should be executed, along with the Palestinians.
I hate him! He's dirty, racist, and misanthropic! I hope the Japanese student he's dating leaves him!
This is a pretty complicated ritual you're suggesting...
Does it like summon a god or something cool?
You are not 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 . I will not be tricked to you and reveal the secrete wifu ceremony of the wifu cult, that a new born baby like you would not understand, as dus no respect to your elders. fuck off fagot
Do I really have to edit the config file to appease you?
Didn't mean to age... I'm a pro at this I swear. My various credentials, etc...
Shii is Shii(t).
Shii is still a mod at 4chan.
Menchii is still on the mod list.
I pray to good that ticks!DTNUV4cBL6 will come and liberate us. Plz liberate us from 0037 the bully. ticks!DTNUV4cBL6 you can do it! We love you ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. plz liberate us ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. We will never forget you ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. Plz liberate us ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. We love you ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. plz liberate us ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. We love you ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. Liberate us ticks!DTNUV4cBL6. Plz ticks!DTNUV4cBL6 We love you. ticks!DTNUV4cBL6 come and help us. ticks!DTNUV4cBL6 plz ticks!DTNUV4cBL6
Give me the admin password.
I know you are not the real deal, but I will pretend that you where.
ticks●DTNUV4cBL6 you answered on my mating call. Now you need to put on cat ears(because you look real cute in theme) and then you need to post imigur images on some image website and then post the links in this thread so I can see you wearing cat ears. Then we shall role play that you are a cat and I am your master.
BTW, 0037 fuck off, you are not a super star on this image board just so you know
BTW, ticks if you do what I want, I will give you the admin password, to prove that I am legit, here is the admin user name:0037
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Valkyrie Crusade Anonymous 07/23/14(Wed)22:17:07 No.12291966
/jp/ comrades/alliance/AW killer/sender
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)05:39:43 No.12292783
I don't know how everyone does it, but after linking my account to twitter and transfering it to a new device, I realized that the account on the old device reset to a brand new one, so I guess that's one way it could be done.
>And anything specific to be looking for while rerolling, I guess.
Keep rolling until you get an unleasher. Good luck with that, though.
Or if you don't have the patience/luck for it, a party buffer UR is also good. Don't go lower than that, though. Even Lilim isn't worth all that hassle.
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)05:41:53 No.12292789
What if I don't have a new device to do this? Anything I should do?
I tried bluestacks but the application refuses to start (Bluestacks just crashes) and I cant run virtualbox on my PC.
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)05:56:48 No.12292810
The "new device" that I used was Bluestacks, so...
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)06:01:53 No.12292814
Is there any guide for bluestacks or another program?
Maybe im just doing things wrong or there's another way.
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)06:03:38 No.12292816
Hm? I didn't think you could get URs out of the first roll. Did I read that wrong?
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)06:13:38 No.12292825
I get a Miss Lunar New Year on my very first Ultimate Summon. Or maybe the second one, I don't really remember since it's been months since then.
Anonymous 07/24/14(Thu)06:59:50 No.12292871
I should have kept the progress point rare card. I just found out that she could be amalgamated later. ;-;
I don't know what this thread is about, but OP is a fag.