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  1. Say whatever you want as loud as you want especially if it's a personal insult aimed at Shii (hi Shii).
  2. Bad threads go to limbo. If you must make a bad thread, do it there.
  3. Don't do illegal shit and enjoy your stay!
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ITT we write a story 7 words at a time [Keeping it Coherent Edition] [Part 2] (206)

1 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 17:50 ID:RPxvEfDy [Del]

0037 yawned as he opened his eyes

197 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-10 22:04 ID:6N6vFwFu [Del]

twinkies were being crushed by the boulder,

198 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-12 19:15 ID:ZRvyZ908 [Del]

which subsequently attracted the attention of a

199 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-14 10:14 ID:TES47Hgl [Del]

lot of ants. Tokiko hated ants so

200 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-14 11:43 ID:Ppl+ih7X [Del]

he stopped sucking the urethra worms and

201 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-15 07:30 ID:kABzg347 [Del]

just thought about sleeping until morning comes.

202 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-15 09:02 ID:d8qn9udM [Del]

And he could've slept if it weren't

203 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-18 19:50 ID:xK6ZRSZD [Del]

for all the ants that showed up

204 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-19 03:41 ID:vFCC0gAG [Del]

beneath his eyelids where they battled the

205 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 00:31 ID:Zkaue2Ep [Del]

urethra worms and just thought about sleeping

206 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 13:03 ID:vfF1nn7/ [Del]

until morning comes. And they could've slept

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Azkenasi jews are not turkic jews, but the last indo-european turkic rape baby kikes (1)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 09:17 ID:YeK5hQvA [Del]

Azkenasi jews are not turkic jews, they are indo-european turkic rape babys that converted to judaism.
The last indo-european people, of the euro asian steps, where raped by turkic people, thus the azkenasi jews are just a bunch of indo-european rape babys. who converted to judaism because they did not have any indo-european culture left, cause they where rape babys.

Azkenasi -> ashkenazi jew

Allso the video i link, after 9 minutes, it become complete bullshit.
This is a better video: WrwIdi6DYY0

The indo-european(PiE) people 1st lived in the euro asian steps, then gooks(turkic people and mongols and similar shit) attacked the PiE people, cause of:MUH RACISM. Thus the PiE people went else where, like the middle east, Assyrians/Iran people, where PiE people. They where the only people the kike liked, cause they where humanitarian. Either way... the last PiE people to leave there homeland where raped by turkic people, thus the Khazar Khaganate people where born, from a rape of PiE people by turkic people, thus the Khazar Khaganate had no real religion cause they where nieth turkic or PiE, they where just rape mutts. and choose kike, as once a mutt allways a mutt, a.k.a kike
They only live, to destroy and make pain for the rest.

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Hahahahaha Progrider is dead (33)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-04 18:37 ID:Heaven [Del]


24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-07 17:09 ID:Ojybt5L8 [Del]

tinychan is pretty bad. goatfinger on the other hand.....

25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-08 22:35 ID:Heaven [Del]

Fix the bricks and I'll give it a chance.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2017-07-14 20:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

> tinychan is pretty bad

Never heard of it before.

> goatfinger on the other hand.....

Ran by a retard from /g/. No thank you.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-01 20:33 ID:0YdirUeQ [Del]

Jokes on you now pal[i]![/i]

28 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-01 20:34 ID:0YdirUeQ [Del]

uh damn where's me bbcode

29 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-01 20:43 ID:0YdirUeQ [Del]

Also disappoint that ID:heaven isn't a single person =C

30 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 06:59 ID:WG5ricjj [Del]

31 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-15 12:16 ID:xSxmIOmy [Del]

32 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-22 11:31 ID:Czncvl5T [Del]

Like a phoenix from the ashes... [b][u][i][/i][/u][/b]

33 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-22 15:53 ID:pHt5K/Cd [Del]

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6 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 09:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

this is a great display of modern art.

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Shii is (374)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-12-11 13:11 ID:PxL/uqEY [Del]

Shii is a gentle soul erudite scholar who needs to be loved. We must find Shii and gently caress him. Shii's long thought pieces curves around into the post-modern imaginarium and through the social perspective into a modern interpretation of mysticism. He violently questions the status-quo through his words and into the collectivist interpretations of politics. His readers moan with joy.

365 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-01 06:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Why don't you suck them both, and report your findings here.

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367 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-10 05:40 ID:6BUF7+Np [Del]

How do you pronounce "wellesley" ?

368 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-15 07:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

With a Massachusetts accent?

369 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-17 00:01 ID:+8IslLrT [Del]

Shii, I miss you.

370 Name: Anonymous : 2018-01-21 18:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

i don't miss shii[t] !

371 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 13:01 ID:4wTahArN [Del]

shii is pretty cool guy

372 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-19 09:02 ID:a/SlevLx [Del]

I like shii

373 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-19 21:45 ID:qPw/1Lqx [Del]

I'm indifferent towards Shii

374 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-20 23:44 ID:1MTYR4vo [Del]

I am passionate in my indifference towards Shu

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[LIFE] Blogging/Whining thread, take 4 (669)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-06-04 05:59 ID:Ubk6/d24 [Del]

What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

Only bas8que niggers may post here. Thanks for your cooperation.

660 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-13 19:39 ID:dYkmx8r0 [Del]

did it work, did you ban him/her/it? :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

661 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-14 10:12 ID:PTT451Y3 [Del]

Definitely an "it". No genitals to be seen. No head, even. No limbs. No shape, really. A shrieking, lurching puddle alive, a briefly phosphorescent vapor in its death throes. Was it from another world? Was it a horror from the deep? Can it be banned from anything? Can it even be killed? Is it now still alive, a traveler flowing from dimension to dimension, shitposting in unknowable languages and inconceivable forms of communication in other worlds and times?

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663 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-16 06:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

The life cycle of urethra worms really bothers me. Do they spread by direct urethra to urethra contact? If so, that only raises further questions.

664 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-18 14:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

The urethra worm spends its polyp stage as a burrowing anal mite.

665 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-20 19:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

why/who the fuck is posting links here, for there promotion.
WHy the fuck would any one go to a small anonymous image board community to promote there shity site/product?
I just dont get it. There are only 3 people here on avregde. WTF is wrong with Russian/who ever chat spammers.

666 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-23 02:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

For $479, this hair dryer should be able to dry my car in seconds, uproot trees and knock down wood frame buildings with ease. It cannot even uproot seedlings. Very disappointed. 1/5.

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668 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-23 17:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Met that guy three times and I have three kinds of hepatitis.

669 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-24 06:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

The Netherlands has a bicameral legislature, consisting of a House of Commons and the Executive Board of the Dutch Prostitutes Union.

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???????????? (6)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 17:08 ID:jKU05wdP [Del]

2channel is now 5channel
what's goin on?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 17:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

It's been discussed on /jp/. Apparently Jim or whoever runs it now did it to avoid the shit ton of lawsuits Hiro is sending them.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 19:04 ID:ZkKrm5N/ [Del]

You think the company that runs 2ch now even exists?

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-12 21:27 ID:c+BDT+gg [Del]

probably not.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 13:02 ID:XwMAZiyy [Del]

OP is a faggot

6 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-13 01:50 ID:3rZA1dvc [Del]

Fuck you too faggot

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girl asked for my phone number (18)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-06 13:46 ID:0yTZNQ6j [Del]

if a girl asks for your phone number that means you're friendzoned and you've lost your shot right? I feel like a girl wouldn't ask for the number of a guy she finds attractive.

9 Name: op : 2018-03-07 19:23 ID:kMlJo4sF [Del]

i mean how to make her date me

10 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 23:56 ID:FZlHMTfH [Del]

She's probably not going to date a guy that can't use a telephone.

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12 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-08 02:06 ID:wPflFyOk [Del]

Move to Cuba, OP. Only 11.6 mobile phones per 100 people. Your inability to use a phone won't stand out there at all!

13 Name: op : 2018-03-08 22:49 ID:XAcBQlDD [Del]

i know how to use a phone i just dont know how to flirt with a phone

14 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-09 02:06 ID:l7QAuQTA [Del]

She's not going to like someone who is sexually attracted to phones either.

15 Name: op : 2018-03-09 22:55 ID:OvbSZwhF [Del]

im not attracted to the phone im attracted to her

16 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-10 11:46 ID:iLu4dHne [Del]

is she a he? maybe trap is gay?!?! u know cuz i be like bam bam bam, in that person. Then baby poop out. Get it? U parent now. Must raise that child. Then you die. The end.

17 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-10 17:19 ID:MFp2WuVE [Del]

fuck me, this thread is ridiculously funny

18 Name: op : 2018-03-12 16:29 ID:X7PDHuVm [Del]


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facebook (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 13:45 ID:mKtB1WV+ [Del]

hey so I never had a facebook because I didn't have any friends before now or socialized at all. I really don't want to have a profile picture or any pictures on it, is that socially acceptable or will I be ostracized for this?

I look like shit

2 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 13:55 ID:IP/Duxc0 [Del]

Just post your dick.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-07 14:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

hey so I never had gay sex because I'm not gay or thought about having sex with other men at all. I really don't want to have gay sex or sex with any other men, is that socially acceptable or will I be ostracized for this?

I am not gay

4 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-12 00:59 ID:050LbAPo [Del]

give it 10 years and not being some kind of fag will not be socially acceptable

5 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-12 12:33 ID:xZkns1Yu [Del]

Allahu Akbar !

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My crush is ignoring me, HELP!!! (188)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 10:15 ID:JWLUZG4k [Del]

So, there’s this girl I go to school with, let’s call her Rachel. We exchanged numbers and emails for a school project, and still occasionally message each other. But recently, she hasn’t been responding to my emails or texts!
Do you think Rachel is okay? Should I call her?

179 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-04 02:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

Also, his conjoined twin is not a psychopathic killer and not happy with this plan, but if one goes to prison, the other has to go too!

180 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-04 11:53 ID:hS94lWbb [Del]

Stop it now! I’m not a conjoined twin and she’s not a conjoined twin!

181 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-04 18:13 ID:vsirLXyL [Del]

How can you be sure? What if it's like a parasitic twin deal? Just a tiny baby person attached at her side? Or your side?

182 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-04 18:42 ID:vsirLXyL [Del]

Maybe the parasitic twin is the one talking you into these terrible things you do. Confess!

183 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-05 18:44 ID:JR9ldy2p [Del]

Confess! your sins like the good little christian you are !!!

184 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-08 19:30 ID:doagMY8/ [Del]


185 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-09 00:06 ID:GeWXg01P [Del]

Murder her and her family.

186 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-09 02:05 ID:FJODnGN6 [Del]

Think of all the skin you could get from that. You could make a skin suit, jacket, and matching bag!

187 Name: Anonymous : 2018-03-09 17:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

Is there an infant in her family? Those make great handbags.

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