sound the alarms
ssorry bub but this web sight is for trips only.
Tripfags only exist to entertain and be ridiculed by the Anonymous users. They're like court jesters, and I'm sorry to say this but you just don't quite cut it, kid.
They were always kind to me. Good.
Thank you, >>1, for your stalking deeds. I'm assuming you were weirdo in the next room recording this.
These can't possibly all come from w2ch, can they? Where else did you post this, OP?
I bet we're the 3 in that 43!
It looks like he posted it here:
http://www.italki.com/question/325467 which gives us a name too. 'Sup Ruan.
The average person loses his or her virginity at age 17.
Virgins make up 12.3 percent of females and 14.3 percent of males aged 20 to 24.
The average male loses his virginity at age 16.9; females average slightly older, at 17.4.
Very nice and interesting tidbit of information, I'm so glad you posted this.
In the US, approximately 0.3% of females die a virgin, while it's about 1.2% for males that die a virgin.
I am so honored to be a future part of the 1%, I have been working very hard to achieve this goal and it is now close to paying off.
It wasn't easy, either. I had to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery in an attempt to make myself as gruesome as possible; I had to ingest a daily intake of 5000 calories so as to make myself so obese I wouldn't even be able to move out of my bed/desk setup; and I rubbed my skin every morning with a homemade mixture of diarrhea (my own), horse grease, and cum (not my own because I've long since lost sight of my own penis) so as to make my skin smell as rancid as possible.
But now, after all these years, I can finally say I am close to dying a virgin (I'm only 28 but my doctor says I only have two more years to live).
I am a 23 year old virgin. It's actually very easy to be a virgin. You just have to spend your free time at home and not go out.
It's even easier to stay a virgin for the rest of your life. The longer you wait, the more likely it becomes that you will die a virgin. So you have to idle till about 30 years of age and your lifelong virginity is assured.
Yay I'm an outlier.
"There's a huge cast of characters in the ascii art world too which I'll get to some day… "
The only one listed so far is Shii
Is there any places with translated 2channel characters other than 4-ch?
Why did I even bother posting this? The guy that owns this leaves "I'LL FINISH THIS ARTICLE LATER" comments everywhere but the last updates on most of those are on 2012
I fucking know you're here, though.
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0037 is busy being a senile old man.
Senile old man? He writes articles like he's on some website like Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Which isn't positive as far as I can tell.
I like this very much (´･ω･`)
? No, it was just EMM8 WA7SUN N00DS L00K http://youshouldknowbetter.ru/totallylegit.jpg.exe
What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
My head hurts like hell because I haven't slept enough. I set up an air filter in my room, which seems to prevent me from waking up with headaches, but that's not what this is.
Why the fuck did I wake up thinking about this? Fred and Wilma Flintstone have real names. They name their daughter Pebbles. That's not right. Why wasn't it Elizabeth Flintstone or something? Right next door: Barney and Betty Rubble who also have real names. Their son? Bamm-bamm. What happened to the universe in the Flintstones? One generation has real names, the next doesn't.
Some days, you're the dirty golf ball, and others, you're the bus.
I'm sitting here at work and all I can think about is eating Uzuki Shimamura's ass
I hate parties full of old married people. Oh shit, these are my friends, aren't they?
>>717 Great, now I can't stop thinking about it either. Thanks a million...
The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
>The show followed neighbors Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as teen sweethearts. The episodes were set mainly in the duo's activities at Bedrock High School in the prehistoric town of Bedrock with their friends Moonrock, Penny and Wiggy (1).
>Also featured were Cindy (Pebbles's rival) and Cindy's boyfriend, Fabian, Bad Luck Schleprock, and a motorcycle gang called the Bronto Bunch (Bronto, Noodles, Stub, and Zonk)...
Penny, Cindy, Fabian are real names, so it doesn't seem to be universal. It's unclear if the Bronto Bunch use their actual names or these are just nicknames.
(1) "Wiggy is the registered trademark for a common solenoid voltmeter used in North America derived from a device patented in 1918 by George P. Wigginton."
It is my pleasure to introduce to you:
The Man Of The Hour
Well look who we have here, if it isn't The Man Of The Hour.
Would you call me The Man Of The Hour?
HMMM I'm The Man Of The Hour.
I hope you liked this small introduction to The Man Of The Hour. A little bird is telling me you might be seeing much more of him in the near future.
Boy, apparently there was a shooting at Umpqua Community College and the shooter announced it on /r9k/. Boy, this is going so well for Hiroyuki.
I'm so sorry >>30-san for bumping this thread that you hate, but with /soc/ gone, I feel this is the most appropriate textboard to discuss 4chan happenings.
You can make your own /soc/ replacement-board on 8chan and make it unindexed so 8chan users won't be able to access it. That way everybody wins.
I can't believe a shitty thread like this is the reason for the sudden increase in traffic
because someone linked it on a /qa/ thread.
most people are going to see this, and either say "Oh look, how cute" then leave, or think it's fucking 2channel.
Maybe people just want to be a part of the most happening place on the internet?
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I GOT MONEY AND YOU NIGGERS DONT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
So how about those Dolphins?
In other, probably repeat news: dis.4chan.org does not resolve to anything, meaning that the world4chan textboards aren't just frozen, they're gone, except for archive.org backups.
So guys, with 4chan dieing a slow and painful death, do you think textboards will finally become popular in the english speaking world? I'd hope so, because it's much easier to talk about shit on places like this with little to no shitposting.
4-ch has an imageboard now.
The only reason places like this have little to no shitposting is because they're relatively obscure. If this place was even a fraction as popular as 4chan, it would be filled with more terrible posts than 0037 could throw into limbo.
It'll never catch on with the public though, because there are no images.
VIP Distributed textboard written in Ruby,
You may post new posts in this new thread!
So, what's new? (definitely not this board, ha!)
What's wrong with the old posts? >>2901124371 was some top-shelf shit, man!
Attention United passengers: on your ticket it reads "complimentary beverages." This should read "complimentary savage and repeated kicks to the balls."
I don't need that service. What do I need to do to exchange it for beverages?
what the check
where is my check
what the check
where is my check