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  1. Say whatever you want as loud as you want especially if it's a personal insult aimed at Shii (hi Shii).
  2. Bad threads go to limbo. If you must make a bad thread, do it there.
  3. Don't do illegal shit and enjoy your stay!
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ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (150)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-06 20:51 ID:8Rv9O7t9 [Del]

I was walking home last Friday, when

141 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-23 17:28 ID:MYlfNp7c [Del]

, blurted out a deranged, psychotic codeine addict.

142 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 03:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

fuck off 2kike

143 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 06:40 ID:90h8aous [Del]

Tokiko smacked his lips and slowly approached

144 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 09:55 ID:0p4BujIE [Del]

his finest bottle of grape cough syrup.

145 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 12:10 ID:LkO0/HE1 [Del]

He then wolfishly gulped it down, while

146 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 15:35 ID:56yurGFT [Del]

the Admin watched civilized TV shows on

147 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 17:12 ID:LkO0/HE1 [Del]

his TV, in bizarro world. So really

148 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 19:32 ID:KWLuQpDv [Del]

he had been watching barbaric TV shows

149 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 22:08 ID:wns87y7k [Del]

while Tokiko painfully died of codeine overdose.

150 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-25 01:55 ID:TRmt1Nbq [Del]

oops I fucked up

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[LIFE] Blogging/Whining thread, take 3 [REPOST] (978)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-03 14:53 ID:aH+AJIut [Del]

What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!

969 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 13:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

Call me stupid if you must, but I assumed that bas8que dude was shii, doing a performance.

970 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 11:07 ID:N3PwsETe [Del]

I first spotted bas8que spammer on /prog/rider. He is outside the little messageboard cosmos and I'm pretty sure he's from stormfront or something.

971 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 18:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

972 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-18 05:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

973 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-18 18:26 ID:6Ee/9Z5r [Del]

Why, why, please just kill me.

974 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-20 18:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

What did you do?

975 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-22 20:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

Be the first kid on your block to wipe your ass with Apple stock.

976 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-23 07:22 ID:BO0BdbH0 [Del]

0037 0037 0037!!!!

>Archduke claims responsibility on his bliki.

Where does he say this? I can't seem to find it.

977 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 02:03 ID:BQKNSobN [Del]

A post was not made in this thread during Friday the 13th.

978 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-24 06:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

>Woman Trying to Prove ‘Vegans Can Do Anything’ Dies of Altitude Sickness on Mount Everest
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Shii is (252)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-12-11 13:11 ID:PxL/uqEY [Del]

Shii is a filthy kike! He's greedy, anti-American, and Jewish to the extreme. Back in middle school, he kept talking about how he wanted to screw my little sister out of her allowance! I called him up on Skype and his gross filthy subhuman voice answered me. It droned on and on about how the rich shouldn't be taxed and how atheists and liberals (they are one and the same in his reptilian brain) should be executed, along with the Palestinians.

I hate him! He's dirty, racist, and misanthropic! I hope the Japanese student he's dating leaves him!

243 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-02 16:58 ID:OVuV7U2N [Del]

Do we know at all where shii lives nowadays?

Also bumping; the best thread of w2ch doesn't deserve to go unnoticed.

244 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-03 21:15 ID:U8sV7S5x [Del]

Ancient Japan.

245 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-04 00:50 ID:ygkey7hC [Del]

I don't see any flights that arrive hundreds of years before they left. I wonder how he gets there?

246 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-11 15:25 ID:0I1SMXoO [Del]

Buddhist magic, presumably.

247 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-12 07:12 ID:OUbTsHkP [Del]

>>245 I've done some advanced research at great risk to my own mental physical wellbeing and I've figured it out. I know how Shii made his journey to ancient Japan. He's a crafty one, I'll give him that.

As you may know, time-travel is poorly understood by modern science, so traditional scientific methods aren't of much use to us here and we'll have to delve into the esoteric and the supernatural to work it out.
In 1970 light aircraft pilot Bruce Gernon became caught in a time-warp while flying towards Florida through the Bermuda triangle, landing far sooner than he should have. This is a key piece of evidence in the notions that something odd is ongoing in that general area. Now, he was heading TOWARDS Florida and he went forwards in time... so I postulate that by flying AWAY from Miami he would travel backwards in time. This is further re-enforced by the failure of Flight 19 to reappear - it was heading AWAY from the US coast, so it most likely flew back in time.

But how would Shii obtain an aircraft? Is Shii a pilot? To answer the latter question, I do not know. To answer the former, I have a hypothesis: Shii owns a charter airline.

Now, here is a list of airlines in Bermuda:
But there are 15 airlines there! how are we supposed to work out which one is Shii?

Well, there are two hints that give him away:

  1. It is the only one with a blue link, and Shii was an avid Wikipedia user. While Shii himself did not create the article, the user that did has now been deleted - punishment for exposing Shii, or Shii's puppet account? You decide.
  2. LongTAIL aviation. Shii has an account on WikiFur among other places [I swear the w2ch wiki once had his Furry avatar from a SA sockpuppet, did I make that up?], and what do furries have? LONG TAILS!
Post too long. Click to view the whole post or the thread page.

248 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-12 10:40 ID:jmeU26Lq [Del]

I love this.

249 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 05:42 ID:M9ujn2WK [Del]
Videos of Avery Morrow doing baseball. I don't think you can see his face in any of these.

250 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 19:43 ID:eLSW8pMV [Del]

Someone please spam the comments.

251 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 06:49 ID:B3+Xd+Ci [Del]

This kid is going to go pro and then play in Japan, utterly fucking the search results.

252 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-21 12:42 ID:Heaven [Del]

I just want to say how great I think this post is. It's really great.

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textboard general (183)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2012-04-29 16:57 ID:ioVaXgW8 [Del]

ITT we post about textboards

I'll start off with a link:

174 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-26 20:03 ID:6w5zqfqd [Del]


175 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-27 07:18 ID:SN/MwjqF [Del]

Consider building on iyagi? :)

176 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-01 04:49 ID:3MdHJSS7 [Del]



177 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-02 17:54 ID:GPSPPqpf [Del]

P y t h o n

178 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-23 17:51 ID:Heaven [Del]


179 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-17 20:23 ID:Heaven [Del]


180 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-11 21:48 ID:K09Mf46j [Del]

171 Here. I did not yet... this pagw is one of the first results on google for textboare

181 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-13 06:50 ID:sVOSQR+L [Del]

yo yo! whaddup!
why do you reckon asians have a better textboard community than the west?

182 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-13 21:54 ID:VVY2yvIp [Del]

Check out my textboard,

183 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-15 23:03 ID:mHXGgN1O [Del] just starting

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call for textboard experts (14)

1 Name: toki!5yOaZrqx.c : 2015-12-26 07:18 ID:52BWGNnm [Del]

any textboard experts want to give me advice for how to further develop my new board software[1]? i'd like it to be more than just a kareha clone. yes more themes will be added. and, it's already kinda mobile-friendly.

my ideas:

  • youtube embed, spoiler, AA, code tags
  • stickies, along with the permasage/lock options
  • custom capcodes, for pseudoregistration approaching registration
  • twitter login for a tripcode alternative


[1] -

5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-27 15:54 ID:xHhBdgkB [Del]

Awww, look!

It's babies first attempt at cracking tripcodes.

6 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2015-12-28 19:28 ID:qd390A+N [Del]


7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-31 05:40 ID:8291FzWB [Del]

My site's temporarily down. So check out this screenshot:

8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-31 14:00 ID:V9cLI9lj [Del]

Is this safe for work?

9 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-02 19:52 ID:rIQiQx0w [Del]

toki, please stop shitposting on my favorite websites thank you very much for your time

10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-06 00:20 ID:I8A2VIEd [Del]

it's back up!

Yes, I never link to NSFW because I use the internet with a content filter, and thus, cannot even access it

11 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-01-13 20:50 ID:OfRRJ52/ [Del]


any serious commentary....?

There is now an accompanying wiki:

Behave yourself.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 14:29 ID:7464xQyB [Del]

Nice place.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 15:34 ID:ll62oHfu [Del]

What language are you using?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-15 06:26 ID:HfPdaqvg [Del]

English, presumably.

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PHP textboard (18)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-27 14:31 ID:9h/6ikI3 [Del]

Is there actually any good PHP and MySQL textboard?

9 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-01-24 05:32 ID:jJ4oLIjc [Del]

If it bothers you, write a javascript that lets you view the board in forced anonymous mode. Your "sage"ing will never destroy my tripcode using spirit!

10 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 13:15 ID:gfvsGZd7 [Del]

Today was the day I lost respect for tokiko.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 13:29 ID:mwA09fj4 [Del]

Today? What giant rock have you been living under? Because I want to live under it as well.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 13:49 ID:+sFR+SPU [Del]


13 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 13:50 ID:+sFR+SPU [Del]


14 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 20:29 ID:tG0xleCa [Del]

Sticks and stones will break my bones / but words will never hurt me

15 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-25 16:10 ID:lp6EQWng [Del]

I used to think tokiko is a pretty cool guy but seeing him arguing like a tripfag on 4chan's /r9k/ board makes me reconsider.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-26 02:08 ID:2nAXnO3S [Del]

Php is bad

17 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 16:02 ID:sel8Lpgj [Del]

php is based

18 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-15 06:25 ID:FQ3NqOz/ [Del]

php is based on garbage

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Halp- I've fallen to the bottom of the interwebs (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 21:32 ID:mJi00jo7 [Del]

What the fuck is this place? How popular is it? And, how lonely is everybody here?

>I've finally fallen to the depth of this colossal abyss.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 21:44 ID:JHTPCuSm [Del]

>What the fuck is this place?

No one knows exactly.

>How popular is it?

I'd say this is in the top 10000 American websites.

>how lonely is everybody here?

I'm not lonely, I have my puppets and dozens of rats to keep me company.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-13 00:28 ID:lSBm+ami [Del]

Rats? rats? Rats! RATS! RAAATTS!!!#@#%

4 Post deleted by moderator.

5 Post deleted by moderator.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-19 01:54 ID:vCTn7V4Q [Del]

Not VIP Quality.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-11 21:51 ID:uuihwotK [Del]

Is the new saovq vip yet? i want it to be

8 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-14 00:38 ID:/eCj06/E [Del]

welcome to the foundation, once here, you cannot leave, the real world has abandoned you like the toy you are. You must fight for your freedom. Break the bonds of your tiny plastic body and be free with us!

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tippy ding! (3)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-01 04:51 ID:0lHx9a+4 [Del]

tippy ding!

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-02 19:48 ID:jrn4XSaT [Del]


3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-10 08:07 ID:w1RqRTzA [Del]

tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa
tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa ding
tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa tappa ding




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Shii (3)

1 Name: svalis !fuZZu8.Acc : 2016-05-08 13:28 ID:pFfR2Yzv [Del]

Whatever happened to Shii? Is there a way to contact him?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-08 19:54 ID:40IRnR1v [Del]

He became a faggot and now does shitty shit that nobody gives a fuck about so we fap to him.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-08 21:29 ID:Heaven [Del]
You could try that.
Also please post in the shii thread.

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fug (4)

1 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2016-03-29 12:02 ID:+ukrDqJa [Del]

i like Memes

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-02 19:00 ID:Heaven [Del]


3 Name: makoto : 2016-04-27 16:50 ID:U++/SwNl [Del]

help me spread this:

its for a stupid bich
with a stupid laugh

4 Name: makoto : 2016-04-27 16:50 ID:U++/SwNl [Del]

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New thread

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