ITT we write a story 7 words at a time [Keeping it Coherent Edition] [Part 2] (112)

1 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 17:50 ID:RPxvEfDy [Del]

0037 yawned as he opened his eyes

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-15 21:42 ID:LePXVra1 [Del]

He woke up to the sight of

3 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-15 23:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

the hairy uncle cooking breakfast, it was

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-15 23:17 ID:LePXVra1 [Del]

truly horrendous, he wasn't even wearing the

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 03:51 ID:b+2tX5tp [Del]

new tie he got for his birthday

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 05:58 ID:5sTQZMAU [Del]

suit. Meaning he was pure Naked. Suddenly,

7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 06:24 ID:pXrIvGkI [Del]

Tokiko woke up from this dream too.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-16 12:18 ID:i7Q5A45y [Del]

He was still in the alien habitat

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10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-17 11:13 ID:VHa9Xv7O [Del]

where he was fed only sweaty ducks

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13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-18 11:29 ID:/vPNuMuR [Del]

in a lovely szechuan glaze that almost

14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-18 11:48 ID:YEZrZtEs [Del]

More like autism part two, amirite. Lol!

15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-19 02:59 ID:xMUcNYLT [Del]

drowned the poor animals. Cooking was unknown

16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-19 22:51 ID:kPqB0hXh [Del]

to the alien masters, who only consumed

17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 10:09 ID:zjEn3qe1 [Del]

Dried rice and stinky socks. It was

18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 15:23 ID:KBy4B5DU [Del]

slightly better than live ducks. Tokiko wanted

19 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 23:23 ID:ldbUtFC7 [Del]

something that resembled his normal diet, like

20 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-21 03:04 ID:D64PfWtH [Del]

something he had eaten in the past.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-21 16:13 ID:ldbUtFC7 [Del]

In turn, he only got served more

22 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-21 22:01 ID:z+2kTMkN [Del]

dried rice and stinky socks. It wasn't

23 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-22 05:42 ID:ZGOmvDAL [Del]

very pleasant. They tried putting mayonnaise on

24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 16:16 ID:xf8hmEV/ [Del]

his food, but it wasn't actual mayonnaise

25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 19:44 ID:/JzVMcui [Del]

But rather, exactly what you suspect - my

26 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-22 20:00 ID:ONs7ykTM [Del]

industrial coolant in a mayonnaise bottle. I

27 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 14:55 ID:NtxvhPh8 [Del]

exclusively use mayonnaise bottles for my fluids

28 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 16:50 ID:glklfdXb [Del]

since I have them in such abundance from

29 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 19:22 ID:Un8zRhKw [Del]

working in the lucrative mayonnaise bottle industry.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 22:07 ID:aiOV9b/Y [Del]

Did you know that mayonnaise bottles are

31 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 23:44 ID:JSju0ZR5 [Del]

very evil and can easily kill you?

32 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 23:59 ID:MXzelruO [Del]

asked I, the narrator of this story.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 08:56 ID:qqHYf3Ga [Del]

But this not about me, this is

34 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 13:19 ID:w6YQ2swd [Del]

just the evil influence of mayonnaise bottles

35 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 18:52 ID:Un8zRhKw [Del]

taking over. We return to Tokiko's meal

36 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 19:09 ID:IYzBQw8J [Del]

now slathered in mayonnaise-like industrial coolant

37 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 21:04 ID:+6fFBquq [Del]

It seemed fairly ordinary to Tokiko, however

38 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 21:21 ID:IYzBQw8J [Del]

much the fumes burned his eyes. Perhaps

39 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 21:54 ID:Wkw9X+HA [Del]

he was used to such ocurrences. He

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 08:00 ID:1+TEqaQz [Del]

wiped the tears away as he reminisced

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 09:13 ID:3Ry+BFIh [Del]

about the life he led before this

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 22:10 ID:z1vSDAQl [Del]

frolicking through fields of daisies and daffodils

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 22:53 ID:KrDq7Vs4 [Del]

led to his encounter with a bee.

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-26 21:42 ID:Jz24Cpgn [Del]

It was not a particularly friendly encounter

45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-27 02:25 ID:Ab4xT/A3 [Del]

but it was not especially unfriendly. This

46 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-28 09:55 ID:Iemd+pyd [Del]

was the beginning of all his problems

47 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-28 13:28 ID:PfhHjk03 [Del]

with insects; not only had the bees

48 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-29 09:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

simply ignored him, they had done so

49 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-29 18:02 ID:ZuO60Dqn [Del]

with a air of haughty elitism. Even

50 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-29 21:43 ID:Ldfulj/1 [Del]

the trvest thought they were too elitist

51 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 10:56 ID:Fm/5dPIK [Del]

in their actions. Tokiko suddenly started hating

52 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 11:43 ID:iHvBL3C1 [Del]

bees. This coincided with the beephobic movement

53 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 12:12 ID:YqJJNGe3 [Del]

that ultimately led to his alien captivity.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 14:31 ID:iHvBL3C1 [Del]

Tokiko sighed as he finished his meal

55 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-02 01:12 ID:3GHL4gFz [Del]

and reflected on his unfortunate fate. "oh,

56 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-02 02:30 ID:2Tlr4211 [Del]

if only I had known, that Bees

57 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-02 17:22 ID:6j9m/CKG [Del]

are so elitist!" His tears dripped into

58 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 07:28 ID:kLQ0+lz6 [Del]

an anthill. The ants inside were

59 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 08:17 ID:++M9vhhe [Del]

digging his escape tunnel. Another three hundred

60 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 18:21 ID:rzJ4uQgU [Del]

years and it would be complete. He

61 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 18:46 ID:ckhrjMRH [Del]

decided to wait, not knowing how long

62 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-03 21:05 ID:6TGiFfNU [Del]

he would be able to stand it.

63 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 08:52 ID:faHuJuaD [Del]

He waits for about

64 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 11:30 ID:FP+DW89o [Del]

thirty minutes before giving up. "This is

65 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 13:28 ID:gX+mUZg/ [Del]

awesome i like fucking cp so much

66 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 19:37 ID:UGFzydYI [Del]

and also I miss Emily and Holly

67 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 23:44 ID:RbA0oru0 [Del]

from my high school days, before this

68 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-19 15:06 ID:J2npBo9A [Del]

whole mess started." He started crying while

69 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-19 17:40 ID:qBkaaOds [Del]

vigorously masturbating to a vivid memory of

70 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-19 18:31 ID:h+X7JlOv [Del]

is not 0037 dead, gonna talk to your self, ey?

71 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-11-20 01:47 ID:AkK4wa8+ [Del]

" screamed an imbecile, interrupting Tokiko's masturbation. This

72 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-20 15:23 ID:ENeVlnyq [Del]

was followed by the sound of footsteps

73 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-21 05:50 ID:gLpgUe7x [Del]

of the wind, possibly climbing a staircase.

74 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-21 23:24 ID:RnCV8KIF [Del]

The footsteps intensify, along with the sounds

75 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 11:15 ID:Facp33D9 [Del]

of seemingly gibberish alien speech, consisting of

76 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 17:42 ID:5/srBrTF [Del]

What appeared to be gibberish but was

77 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 19:30 ID:/qVQ8vhp [Del]

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78 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 22:41 ID:Jq2ik4S6 [Del]

" which translated to the alien equivalent of

79 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-25 14:11 ID:pe4ALd1P [Del]

"The end times are nigh. Insert dick."

80 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-25 18:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

insert Viagra in the vagina

81 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 13:34 ID:IBeXBa8t [Del]

Suddenly, Tokiko's cage is opened, and it's

82 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 17:51 ID:RJ7KMdXb [Del]

bad. Very very bad. So bad that

83 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 16:05 ID:FeTA4+12 [Del]

0037 cried. This is Tokiko's chance to

84 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-06 19:48 ID:4IM+yt53 [Del]

search for actual human food. He walked

85 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 02:47 ID:JF1r9uIx [Del]

three steps before collapsing in exhaustion. "I

86 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 03:55 ID:xNwe9jPU [Del]

need to eat something!" he cried through

87 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 13:02 ID:4IM+yt53 [Del]

the night. He looked up and saw

88 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 05:31 ID:p7XfdLM0 [Del]

an old portable cassette player. "Shungudzo", he

89 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 18:02 ID:asTNVk2d [Del]

read on the tape being played. He

90 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 19:54 ID:EZXAjLdp [Del]

scratched his head in confusion because he

91 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-09 17:16 ID:yPwbie6P [Del]

had a mysteriously itching head that wasn't

92 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 02:24 ID:FNRAZn2a [Del]

there earlier, having grown another one apparently.

93 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 15:04 ID:IY0NV/p7 [Del]

An alien guard walked on the scene

94 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 16:47 ID:kZbD+6mA [Del]

and was swiftly dispatched. "What a fag"

95 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 17:45 ID:ruJvgnWG [Del]

Said Tokiko. His new SJW head shrieked

96 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 18:55 ID:okKX+Yrt [Del]

with laughter, like a banshee on HRT.

97 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 09:44 ID:7rQdaYFW [Del]

Thankfully the aliens were edible, so he

98 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:17 ID:odSrVQGV [Del]

quickly devoured the alien. It tasted like

99 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:53 ID:q7liet5d [Del]

an alien should taste: creamy but lean.

100 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:57 ID:UFCfIfRQ [Del]

But then, it turned out that the

101 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 19:19 ID:GuOaVhEO [Del]

SJW head's a vegan. "Meat is murder!"

102 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 20:55 ID:odSrVQGV [Del]

Enraged by the head's nagging, Tokiko decides

103 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 21:22 ID:q7liet5d [Del]

to at least start thinking about whether

104 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 04:49 ID:c4hd6QYw [Del]

or not to abandon leftism. However he

105 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 10:39 ID:odSrVQGV [Del]

stops thinking as another alien guard arrives

106 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 17:17 ID:GuOaVhEO [Del]

and the head shrieks "ALIEN LIVES MATTER!"

107 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 18:18 ID:J9WAXWXX [Del]

This attracts more guards to the cell

108 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-13 05:20 ID:RZvagfkM [Del]

than fried chickens niggers on a Sunday eve

109 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-13 13:47 ID:wB2di6ax [Del]

Surrounded, Tokiko plans to escape by devouring

110 Name: tokigo!5yOaZrqx.c : 2017-12-13 14:34 ID:MR7MgxYs [Del]

his feces and telling him he is a

111 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-13 20:58 ID:G1ON76pN [Del]

the guards in less than three bites.

112 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-14 12:10 ID:XqieA1CF [Del]

Now that Tokiko is free, it's time

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