My crush is ignoring me, HELP!!! (107)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 10:15 ID:JWLUZG4k [Del]

So, there’s this girl I go to school with, let’s call her Rachel. We exchanged numbers and emails for a school project, and still occasionally message each other. But recently, she hasn’t been responding to my emails or texts!
Do you think Rachel is okay? Should I call her?

2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 15:21 ID:2mTBfSUF [Del]

> But recently, she hasn’t been responding to my emails or texts!

But have you seen her at school? Have you noticed posters with her picture on it around the campus and candlelight vigils?

3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-20 17:32 ID:7WenB2Zl [Del]

I have seen her at school, but she’s been surrounded by friends. I couldn’t get the chance to talk to her.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-21 09:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>3

>she’s been surrounded by friends

Why can't you get around these friends? Are they enormous men with weapons that attack anyone who gets too close?

5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-21 11:02 ID:8IEf8h7Y [Del]

No, but they’re always talking to her! I might disturb Rachel!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 01:42 ID:FZ13Iaoh [Del]

Really, guys! Please answer me!

7 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk : 2017-10-22 05:37 ID:1Am0wItG [Del]

Judging by your posts, I think it's fairly clear as to why she would want to avoid you.
First of all, if you only know each other through a school project, she most likely does not view you as a friend, let alone an option for a relationship (especially seeing as you are the sort of loser who posts on here, try washing the scent of cum off of yourself every once in a while). Seeing as I assume you only got her contact info because you worked on a school project together, why do you think she wants to talk to you outside of anything school-related? She gave you the info out of necessity for academic success, not friendship, and getting someones number because they need to work with you isn't the same as "getting someone's number" in the way you think it means.
Second of all, if you actually are friends and this isn't just a case of autism, then why can't you just walk up to her and talk? It's not as if her friends will attack you or instantly hate you (though seeing as you're on here, it could happen. I doubt that you are a likeable person). And if you are a cum-snorting loser who's incapable of walking up to someone you know and having a normal conversation, then why do you think that you'd be able to maintain a relationship?
Chances are you were just a one time project partner she used for marks and she actually finds you, your constant clingy attempts to talk to her after she gave you a tiny amount of pity by not laughing at your fat ass, and your obsession with small children and anime repulsive.

This is, of course, assuming that you are like most people who post on here. If you are a normal person who accidentally stumbled into this holy asscrack, then I recommend leaving, and I wish you the best of luck.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 11:51 ID:FZ13Iaoh [Del]

Okay, I’ll try to talk to her at school tomorrow.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 19:39 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>8
Don't come back telling us you couldn't get past her friends. The best solutions I have to moving crowds involve nightsticks and water cannons. I think your problem is is to small-scale for our expertise.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-22 21:54 ID:VUUBombG [Del]

I don’t have either of those, but I’ll try to talk to her at school!

11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-23 21:56 ID:jPLCgjI3 [Del]

I talked to her at school today. She said hi, but then we had to get to our classes and I didn’t see her for the rest of the day. I texted her after school, though!

12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 18:40 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hey you dropped this
(´・ω・`)

13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-24 21:45 ID:J/kE0b6v [Del]

What’s that?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 21:41 ID:JfNTyoHC [Del]

I texted Rachel again, but she didn’t respond!

15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-25 22:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>12
Please don't bring Shobon into this.

16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-26 09:51 ID:JfNTyoHC [Del]

So that’s called Shobon?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-26 14:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>16
That text face and a bunch of others have pretty well-established roles/uses in Japanese "internet culture" (mostly on 2ch); if you're interested in reading more about that I'd recommend you study this thread: http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1112629846/.
How the hell did you get here, anyways?

18 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-26 21:05 ID:M3oppmpF [Del]

I was looking for somewhere I’d get advice!

19 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-27 03:57 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>18
Have you been banned from every other community online?

20 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-27 08:36 ID:M3oppmpF [Del]

No, but I found this first.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-27 10:40 ID:zgbS6UVj [Del]

>>20
Makes sense.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-29 17:26 ID:lWGNX8ww [Del]

So what do I do now?

23 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-30 00:33 ID:dhNJwp2Z [Del]

do this

24 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-31 17:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>22
Apologize for bothering her, and let it go.

25 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-31 19:06 ID:opcXbuMM [Del]

How did I bother her? She has a Halloween party tonight, I’ll go there!

26 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-31 20:24 ID:AzI98xdP [Del]

You need a costume

27 Name: Anonymous : 2017-10-31 23:10 ID:opcXbuMM [Del]

I’ve been outside for a while, I’m nervous to go in! I’m wearing all black and put face paint to look like a cat on.

28 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 00:32 ID:opcXbuMM [Del]

I’m going in, I’ll tell you about it later!

29 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 07:08 ID:vWgyp5us [Del]

Was he arrested? He was probably arrested.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 09:56 ID:opcXbuMM [Del]

I managed to talk to her! She told me about her pets, her friends, her grades, and her family! It was so great, and barely took any time for her to start talking to me!

31 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 14:28 ID:++G6q4c2 [Del]

You just stood next to her listening to her while she talked to her friends, right?

32 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 15:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

She thought you were a real cat.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 19:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

She wasn't acting highly uncomfortable, was she?

34 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-01 21:20 ID:0P0ucmt3 [Del]

She seemed to feel a bit odd, but she might just be sick!

35 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-06 19:26 ID:aT4lEivD [Del]

Please, help me!

36 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-07 16:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>35
I am not good at this. I can only think of two things right now:

  1. Do you know where she put her keys/purse/phone/coffee cup? This will be your primary role in a relationship, so practice this now.
  2. "Sephora." I'm not sure what it is, but you'll be better off than me if you find out and can act interested in it.

37 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-08 10:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>1 >>OP
Rachel is a nigger name. PLZ KILL YOUR SELFE YOU NIGGER. ANGLO-SAXON ARE NIGGER, THEY ARE NOT GERMANIC(even though anglo and saxon where germanic people) THEY ARE NOT CELTIC NOR ARE THEY BRITS(the orginal basq5ue like people of Europe of pre indo-european people of british islands), they are in fact a pile of shit and noting more. British people are a pile of shit and nothing more. Now, I am not claiming that the german people longer exist as they died in 1945, but there dose still exist real german people who where not in germany in 1945 like sweden and shiiiit.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-09 21:23 ID:TVbygqZF [Del]

Don’t insult her!

39 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-10 12:07 ID:1zBo8iDw [Del]

insult her!

40 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-10 23:51 ID:e4iHf8Ba [Del]

Why would I insult Rachel?

41 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-11 02:44 ID:Wg0Ob7Uh [Del]

>>37
Please do not bully >>1!

42 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-13 21:41 ID:M06B5WhK [Del]

Thank you! At school, Rachel talked to me today!

43 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-14 03:25 ID:bVvXBMc+ [Del]

>>42
What did she talk to you about?

44 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-14 13:32 ID:VkBvvIEc [Del]

Is OP the next train man or the next molester man? What do you think? Either way, him and Rachel are surely destined to be together.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-14 18:11 ID:zBdh5bLV [Del]

>>44
poop

46 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-14 20:45 ID:RmgVMw1z [Del]

>>36
I went to Sephora once and I almost felt compelled to buy makeup even though I don't use any and I'm not even a girl, it's a pretty cool store all things considered.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-15 14:35 ID:9YydvmH5 [Del]

>>44
Together forever. In his basement. She's in a chest freezer.

Will she have it to herself or will he just keep food in there too? These are details >>1 should be working on now. I wonder if frozen food kept with a corpse acquires a taste? Maybe you keep baking soda in there too.

48 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-15 23:55 ID:jyAZgcU3 [Del]

Don’t make fun of me like that! We talked about her friends and family. She said she wasn’t going to talk to me about her friends, and I wonder why. I still got her to speak!

49 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-17 03:02 ID:zO8KEs2e [Del]

>We talked about her friends and family.
>She said she wasn’t going to talk to me about her friends

You aren't making any sense. Are you making this up?

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51 Name: Wise Old Wizard of the Karenpa Mountain : 2017-11-19 07:44 ID:uphXo4Nf [Del]

You should not pursue pre-marital relationships.

52 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-19 23:03 ID:zlKzQ0en [Del]

What are those? And I mean that I made her talk about her friends... Well, made is a harsh word, but you get the idea!

53 Name: Wise Old Wizard of the Karenpa Mountain : 2017-11-20 04:18 ID:5OnEcYYJ [Del]

It means you should stop bothering the poor girl.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-20 08:44 ID:muy4i7mT [Del]

Listen to the wizard, he knows.

55 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-20 20:51 ID:GbOs3xEl [Del]

What wizard?

56 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-20 20:55 ID:Gqqg7asc [Del]

Guys, he can't see the wizard.

Hey wizard, you need to undo whatever spell you cast that makes it so he can't see you.

57 Name: Wise Old Wizard of the Karenpa Mountain : 2017-11-21 14:47 ID:JVOfJLf6 [Del]

I'll recite the chant and make myself visible for the young one:

𝔗𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔰𝔡𝔬𝔪 𝔪𝔢𝔫 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱,
𝔄 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔥 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱.
𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔲𝔩𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔢𝔶𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔱,
𝔖𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔱,
ℑ - 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔚𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔭𝔞 - 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢
𝔑𝔬𝔴 𝔞𝔱 𝔩𝔞𝔰𝔱, 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔟𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔢𝔢

58 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-21 22:58 ID:w/pLCjIW [Del]

I kissed Rachel!!!!!!!

59 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-21 23:08 ID:J0QA4CKc [Del]

There's no way something didn't go wrong there.

60 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 11:43 ID:uGbmP7YH [Del]

Kissing needs to be mutual kid.

61 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-22 23:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

He didn't know that part. He's probably going to jail.

62 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-23 10:56 ID:m7BWDcrO [Del]

Tell her you got the nasty in your taxi and offer her a lift

63 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-23 21:20 ID:jkj9JDdF [Del]

I’m not going to jail! I’m sure about it!

64 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-25 03:04 ID:erzyvlUV [Del]

Keep telling yourself that.

65 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-26 23:39 ID:17tXqjGU [Del]

Stoo! =(

66 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 07:14 ID:3w2wT4xW [Del]

I think he got arrested.

67 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 08:48 ID:vq+sxeH8 [Del]

The Mad Kisser has been captured. Your daughters can sleep safe tonight.

68 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-28 21:51 ID:R73j/qzf [Del]

I’m not arrested! And we’ve been hanging out a lot, too. But only when her mom isn’t home. Even without her, I’m not let in right away.

69 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-29 15:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>68
So you're standing outside the door, whining to be let in? Shouldn't she be opening it right away? Something smells fishy here.

70 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 02:23 ID:XtRD+n4d [Del]

>Even without her, I’m not let in right away.

Explain in detail please.

71 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 15:49 ID:fTrHd0R+ [Del]

This kids gonna grow up to be a rapist.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 19:18 ID:gkCX5Wih [Del]

I WILL NOT RAPE HER!!!!!!!! And also by that I mean she has homework and stuff so she can’t let me in. (Don’t jump to conclusions!!!!)

73 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 20:57 ID:0Np1RoO2 [Del]

Why don't you try helping her with her homework?

74 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 21:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>72
So you're left standing outside while she does her homework? That just sounds weird.

75 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-30 23:44 ID:gkCX5Wih [Del]

Yes, I was. But then she told me to leave. ()

76 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-01 05:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

>But then she told me to leave.

FRIENDZONED

HARD

YOU WILL DIE ALONE.

GAME OVER

77 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-01 16:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

Rest in peace little man

78 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-03 19:17 ID:6Z7jB7Ns [Del]

What happened over the weekend?

79 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-05 11:49 ID:HYSqPYmg [Del]

And Monday passed with no news either. Probably in jail. Poor guy.

80 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-05 13:08 ID:uIqALJzf [Del]

I’m not in jail! Over the weekend I kept visiting! I even got in!

81 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-05 15:15 ID:RON8tZQg [Del]

Don't leave out the interesting parts! Tell us what the hell you did in there!

82 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-06 15:23 ID:DDcsEjlr [Del]

They probably did that. Anonymous, you dirty little bastard.

83 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 06:44 ID:Gype1WHn [Del]

That, probably wasn't consensual.

84 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 07:37 ID:H29xQs8D [Del]

What is the punchline going to be? Is she ten? A conjoined twin?

85 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-07 21:31 ID:8YJ2Lgpl [Del]

She didn’t want to do “that”, so we didn’t. And we go to school together, she’s not ten!

86 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 02:16 ID:S1TyfZLP [Del]

>>85
You didn't she's not a conjoined twin!

I bet one half likes you and the other doesn't. It's going to make a great sitcom.

87 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 07:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>86
didn't say

88 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 15:33 ID:+F4Fpo51 [Del]

>>85
>She didn’t want to do “that”
You actually suggested doing that?

89 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 17:38 ID:5BFO6xTJ [Del]

>>88
GOOD POINT

lol

90 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-09 15:16 ID:Hi0Uijm4 [Del]

I did suggest it!, So what?

91 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-09 16:40 ID:hkZtYdMw [Del]

>>90
Ok, before this gets too hilarious, let's define "this". What do you mean by "this"?

92 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-09 16:41 ID:hkZtYdMw [Del]

Or "that" or "it".

93 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-10 21:50 ID:dZrjSlEI [Del]

By it, I meant sex

94 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 01:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

WTF you fucking degenerate.

95 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 04:38 ID:+N+wTA1Z [Del]

send her a picture of your penis to get her in the mood

96 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 10:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

Nah, send her pictures of pugs. Girls love pugs.

97 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:18 ID:jWc+8pQv [Del]

Better idea. Pictures of your penis inside a pug.

98 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:27 ID:l3cIeNZx [Del]

>>97
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

99 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 18:43 ID:nz3O9qgA [Del]

But how would I do that’s?

100 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 20:57 ID:jWc+8pQv [Del]

First you need a pug. You should be able to borrow one at a park or some place like that.

101 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 23:22 ID:nz3O9qgA [Del]

Are there pug renting places?

102 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-11 23:56 ID:ykgSrz/u [Del]

I don't know, tbf.

103 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 03:21 ID:KDM7o24k [Del]

There are pug rescue organizations. Adopt a dozen elderly, sick, and disabled pugs. That's the responsible thing to do here.

104 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 09:48 ID:nz3O9qgA [Del]

How much do they cost there?

105 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 10:44 ID:jWc+8pQv [Del]

Adopting a pug has no price. If they try to charge you, they're lying.

106 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-12 17:39 ID:Xwud/7ov [Del]

$250. And you have to be over 18 to adopt one. So just paypal me the money and I'll get it for you. Deal?

107 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-14 12:28 ID:GQO9ch6i [Del]

You found that pug yet?

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